For my Paranoid Guardsmen

I may not have mentioned that Tamerin has a fear factor of negative 10, and just so happens to be a horrible scaredy cat. In honour of him I wrote a special song to sing tonight around the campfire... *evil smile*

Oh the night was dark and dreary
and the watch was tired and weary
they didn't see the signs in time
Oh foolish watch were they

And the russle in the bushes
could be heard amounst the rushes
They did hear the leaves in time
Oh foolish watch were they

And the creatures bloody fangs
was waftling where the flesh did hang
They didn't smell the rot in time
Oh foolish watch were they

And the web came out of nowhere
And snatched up each napping traveller
They felt the sticky web entwine
Oh foolish corpses they.